This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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