I just saw a hot homeless man
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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