she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I think my moral compass just broke
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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