I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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