If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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