can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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