I hope mine doesn't look like that
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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