no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
