im holly from the hills drunk
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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