I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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