they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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