So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I think a kid would responsible me up
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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