im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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