Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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