id be glad to
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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