I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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