Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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