Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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