Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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