It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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