Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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