Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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