There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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