i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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