It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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