I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
