Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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