Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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