I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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