If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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