i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Shame - the story of my life.
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