then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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