Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
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premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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