is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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