No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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