I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
