Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Do you have feelings for this penis?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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