You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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