you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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