This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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