i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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