i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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