Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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