he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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