I wannas sexs uuuuu
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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