I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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