I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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