My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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