If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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