Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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