What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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