question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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