Buhtt sex?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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