id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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