whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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