What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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