An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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