It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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